why is the tragedy of Julius Caesar a gay play?

well firstly we have to examine the sexual orientation of the major characters.

Cassius
The major offender with crooked tendencies. Smitten with Brutus, he could not stand the thought of Brutus being Caesar's favorite and hence concocted the devious plan of assassinating Caesar. At the zenith of his anger, Cassius utters out the indignant cry of 'Stroke as thou didst at Caesar, for I know, When thou didst hate him worst, thou lovedst him better Than even thou lovedst Cassius.'

*yawn*

ah. messing around with the template has made me very tired. .... ahhhh too tired to go on with the analysis.

its 1.05 am and its time for beddie byes!

nite.