vacation plans

as all of you kno, my going-back-to-taiwan plans have been single-handedly thwarted by my dad.

however, there is one possible redemption - under Dad's Law Number 6435.

it is stated, in Times New Roman font, size 12, no less, that if Mr. Chern Chyi Yang does well for his PSLE exams, Miss Chern (yours truly) will be allowed to flee for xmas.

the possible locations of exile (har har) are:
- USA
- New Zealand
- Australia
- Taiwan (if i can work my magic to convince my dad...)
- Any other location

however, should Mr. Chern (jr.) fail to achieve XXX results for his PSLE, it means that Miss Chern will have to be imprisoned in the high security jail known as HOME for the rest of the break. her penalty would be to tutor Mr. Chern until Jan 2nd, when school resumes.

after much contemplation, Miss Chern has come up with the comprehensive Pros and Cons list of vacation destinations, and the results is as follows:

USA:
Pro -> Tina! Wendy! (both on holiday)
Cold (and i mean cold) Xmas
SHOPPING!!! whoopee
Theme parks? (not sure abt that)
Universities?
Sights and sounds keke

Cons -> HELLA EXPENSIVE!!!!! @@

New Zealand:
Pro -> Friends! (Robbie, Rachelle, Gilainne)
Sights (sheep? keke)
ZOO!!! hehehehe oh boy.
Universities?

Cons -> Expensive... Horrid Taxes!!

Australia (Perth):
Pro -> Never been there before (as above, cept that i didnt type it in)
Jieying's Apple Strudel
Summer Clothes (tho i dont like surf-wear)

Cons -> What's in Perth???? lol

Taiwan:
Pros -> Qin Yang, Pilifire MERCHANDISE (wins hands-down already)
SHOPPING!!!! (hsimenting, nightmarkets, ahhhhhh countless)
FOOD!!!!
Independence (thank god for MRT)
PLACES OF INTEREST!! (ZOO!! LEOFOO!! MALAWAN!!!!!)
Mom -> the TW pro
Relatives! yay!! Johnny darling and his awesome motorbike =D
SCOOTER LICENSE (drool)
National Taiwan University (zoology lectures!!)

Cons -> DAD =/
Dont kno if there are anymore tickets left (DAMN, why cancel them??)

so you see, from the above analysis... i really want to go back to taiwan... *cries*

oh well. but it all boils down to MY BROTHER'S RESULTS *scary music plays*

so help me god.