HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM UNDER SIEGE BY THE KILLER PASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how's that for the opening line of my sci-fiction essay? do i sense some head shaking and tsktsking?

well, ITS THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!! *grr*

let me introduce to you the amazing myriad of edibles that i have ingested (and you are not supposed to think of egestion) over the past 12 hours.

MORNING -> italian sausage and garlic (so they say, i cannot find the garlic) spagetti for breakie ... due to some strange cooking fetish by mom

LUNCH -> lunch at SPAGEDDIES. and what did i eat? spagetti. ok TWO kinds of spagetti (some combo thing and aglio e olio wuahah catchy name innit? hehe) plus a bit of lasagne andnd some italian salad. yeah i didn't eat a horse. not even close. its just that mom decided (with the avid support of her friend) to order different dishes of everything so we could ... have more variety. anyways.

DINNER -> (and are you starting to see a pattern?) italian sausage and garlic (once again the search for the missing garlic was on, but with no avail) spagetti ... uhhh yeah... we had alot of PREGO sauce leftover.

SUPPER -> wasn't planned, i tell you, neighbor just popped in. Pepperoni Pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you sense that i am about to just puke my guts out rite now?? if you do, good for you! you'll make a good psychic. if not do get a new brain. ;)

ARGHHHHHHHHHH all i need right now is to SEE... just SEE another piece of ITALIAN FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!