Cheers. What a nice old show. Here's what happened...

Background information: Woody's girl writes him a letter telling him that she was getting married to this other guy (whom she met in the gardening section while buying sprinklers, go figure). Futhermore, they will be dropping by the bar that evening. Woody, being distraught, decides to pretend that he too had a girlfriend in order to escape the other girl's (his girl wuahah) pitying looks. Unfortunately now, due to some unforeseen circumstances, Woody is made to double date with the couple at 8 pm that night. (and remember, he does NOT have a girlfriend)

And so he decides to peeps into Wild Sam's Little Black Book....

**before i get started, it is kaier's suggestion that i add a disclaimer... so i will**

a disclaimer

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*flips through book*

Woody: Ahhh. She's the girl! Look at all the stars on the page!! (apparently Wild Sam rates his girls) Desiree... 'She's the Best'!

Patron: Mmm yes! Any more stars and we'd have to pledge allegiance to her!

*rings Desiree up*

Woody: Hey. My name is Woody, and i'm a friend of Sam's. He says you're the best so i want to find that out for myself. How about 7 pm at the bar?

Desiree: Sure, alrite!

***Seven rolls along***
Old fat lady comes strolling into the bar.

Desiree: Who's Woody?

Woody: (reluctantly) Uh hi, i'm Woody.

Desiree: Well, what are you waiting for? Let's get started!

Woody: What? Now?

Desiree: Yes! We can do it out here or *points* in the back, if you wish...

Woody: uhh....

Desiree: Do you have the equiptment? If not i can go to the car and get it for you...

Woody: What equipment???

Desiree: Well, first we need a bucket..

Woody: A BUCKET?

Desiree: *gives odd look* yes! and one of those long-handled brushes!

Woody: WHATEVER FOR????????????

Desire: so i can reach the hard-to-reach places!

Woody: Hoo boy I've underestimated Sam!!

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**meanwhile, a lady walks in**

Lady: What? Woody's dating Sam's CLEANING LADY?????

Patron: *look of realization* Yes... Sam says 'She's the best!'

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