The Anderson Family (as presented to me five days a week)

biology:
a teacher who cannot explain intelligeably why water's maximum density of 4 degrees celsius helps in the maintainence of life in winter. she speaks in biological jargon that no one besides herself understands. in short, she cannot teach. has a crush on male lecturer though. smiles and giggles in a very repulsive manner when he speaks to her.

chemistry:
an effeminate teacher in his mid 30s who insists on livening up his lectures with some very delicate hand movements and vocal gymnastics. charming.

math:
a wrinkled, balding man with a tendency to laugh at his own jokes. a crowd-pleaser, for it always gets the guys in my Orientation Group shaking erratically with laughter. refuses to adhere to proper english pronounciations. o-wighty.

economics:
my bet is that she's definitely not a Epicurean. speaks like a bullet train - possible alien implant. awfully articulate though, and probably has 'The Faculty' as her favorite show. good teacher, this one.

physical education:
strong and buff. looks like a bear. probably has a degree in the art of speaking. but needs to learn to keep it all within an hour.

teacher-in-charge:
missing since last friday. have never seen him. no one takes attendance for my class for that reason. probably abducted by aliens.