Jesus and the Giant Tinned Peaches

its just as well that when the Celestral Goddess up in the Orient Heavens came down to Earth for a visit, she brought along her infamous Giant Peaches as a Gift for Jesus.

its just as well that when Jesus packed up his luggage and went to Heaven, he left his Giant Peaches behind.

its just as well too, that when Industrial Revolution came along, the Giant Peaches were Tinned.

because, I, right now, am Enjoying Them.

such is the benevolence that Jesus has bestowed upon Mankind.

upon me, especially because I ate the Peaches.