UHWC visit!

Note: Too lazy to retype haha! so i will just copy and paste from the class blog ;P on an aside, check out TALK ROCK -> somewhat talking cock style, very funny :P also, if you are feeling slightly too happy for your own good, feel free to check the comments segment for some VERY anal retentive remarks by a few disgruntled readers (who strangely enough, makes repeat posts haha). Those poor folks have carrots stuck up their asses i tell you. tsk tsk. they are carefully hidden beneath the sea of praise though, so you have to look hard. adds to the excitement, yeah? :P

A big hearty hello to one and all!

Urp, i seemed to have halted all further posts on the blog! 0.o oh dear oh dear. But looking on the bright side, i reckon you guys are all too busy with the THING.

anyways, went for medical checkup at nus yesterday -> funny how the checkup system had a rather game-like arrangement. We were herded by various aging medical personnel from station to station, each of which were diligently labelled with an alphabet. There was the eyesight/weight/height station, where honestly, you could add a few innocent cms to your height and thus alter your bmi, and there's this peewee station (remember to fill up at least half a cup, boys and girls!) that is conveniently situated OUTSIDE the UHWC so you have to juggle 2 shopping bags and 1 handbag while balancing your half cup of metabolic waste precariously between 2 fingers, AND, at the same time, attempt to open the FRIGGIN DOOR so you could get back into UHWC and hand in your prized liquid for scrutiny. and i wont even go into how hard it is to get a good aim (WHICH I DID PERFECTLY, BTW lol) into the miniscule cup. Uh-hum. Lets move on.

following that exciting station was the grop-ery. :P yup, that's where a random wrinkley Dr shoots out various questions at you for the first 10 seconds at the speed of light... and while you are still stunned by her rapid-fire enquiries, she says, TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!!!! (obviously not with so much enthusiasm, heh) im telling you, lying prone on the plastic green bed with your top exposed, separated from the ominous opening and closing of the door by a flimsy curtain is NOT a pleasant feel. it was slightly funny, however, to note that the Dr, while feeling around places, had a VERY bored look on her face. Maybe its the standard practitioner's mask. I half expected her to fall asleep in half-grope >< and THEN after the deed was done, she VERY quickly washed her hands with approximately half a bottle of soap. yeah.. made me feel sooooo good =S

as for the xray.. well long queue, but other than that it was a non-issue. oh yeah the receptionist put my country of citizenship down as CHINA. when i clarified that i was actually TAIWANESE, she did a search and replied, 'sorry, its not on the list'. Brutal! so how come NUS gets to set its own nationality standards?!! even the olympics had CHINESE TAIPEI!! and my ic reads TAIWANESE too... -pouts-

oh well, that's all for the day.. but before i go, do try the chocolate brownie mit vanilla ice cream soaked in chocolate fudge at munchie monkey. Deeeeelish! =) Tata folks, post soon!