the early bird gets the worm

.. so they say.

but i dont want to eat worm! i wanna be the eagle who preys on the bird who eats the worm! and who wants to eat a hungry bird anyways? bah. hey why do i even need to be a bird? im the fucking human who sits and waits for the birds to get fat on worms and THEN have them fried for supper. -slurp-