cling wrap?

Sharon's mom showed her a bevvy of pics displaying the not-quite-so-pleasant photos (i should think) of ripped hymens. Which kickstarted the very toothy topic of the good ol' membrane down south.

Despite its very pompous and resplendent beginning (it is named after Hymenaeus, the Greek God of Marriage and Weddings) the hymen is but a thin layer of membrane PARTIALLY covering the OUTER lip of the vagina.

Now, the myth that all virgins must and will bleed during the first corpulation is pure bullshit. Tampon application and cycling are but two common activities that cause premature damage to the hymen. The Result? Fresh clean sheets on wedding night.

Perhaps it is a better yardstick of virginity back in rural china, unless of course the docile little farmer's daughter got a little handy with father's farming hoe...

ho ho ho.