Sam

sam had a big, round face.
it was white as rice, it was plain as rain.
he had no nose, he had no eyes
he had no lips, he had no chin
some people laughed at him,
some people called him names.
but sam, he was happy, his face had alot of space.

he could be a sunny side up,
he could be a melon pop.

one day he painted his face black
and put on it a tiny hat.

he thought it would be fun,
to jump around in the sun.

but soon his hat caught fire,
and the blaze spread to his face.

before he could save his head,
bam! it exploded,
leaving Sam quite, quite dead.