Saturday, February 01, 2003

The Anderson Family (as presented to me five days a week) [REVISED]


biology (lecture):
still speaks intelligibly. frustrated students have resorted to entering sleep mode the moment they ease themselves onto the (very uncomfortable) grey plastic chairs. has a bad habit that consists of clicking frantically on powerpoint slides. moves mouse pointer erratically so that everyone gets motion sickness just watching her point out which parts of the saccharides are hydrophillic.

biology (tutorial):
one word - Smithers. Perfect likeness.

chemistry (#3):
a little low in the mental acquity department, she insists on asking perfectly redundant questions. has a history of bad movie making, on the topic of Titrations. displays porcine malovence by horrific screeches that send everyone diving for ear muffs. someone let her come down with laryngitis... PLEASE!

teacher-in-charge:
finally. he returns from outer space with chronic sleeping-illness. the only teacher who can drift off into a slumber while conducting a lesson. very impressive ability, i must say. likens himself to mandarin pop-singer a-do, (go ahead, laugh at the name. i too find it hilarious) which, is a very repulsive idea considering the fact that he is about 50 years old with dark eye rings.

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