Withdrawal Symptoms

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cling wrap?

Sharon's mom showed her a bevvy of pics displaying the not-quite-so-pleasant photos (i should think) of ripped hymens. Which kickstarted the very toothy topic of the good ol' membrane down south.

Despite its very pompous and resplendent beginning (it is named after Hymenaeus, the Greek God of Marriage and Weddings) the hymen is but a thin layer of membrane PARTIALLY covering the OUTER lip of the vagina.

Now, the myth that all virgins must and will bleed during the first corpulation is pure bullshit. Tampon application and cycling are but two common activities that cause premature damage to the hymen. The Result? Fresh clean sheets on wedding night.

Perhaps it is a better yardstick of virginity back in rural china, unless of course the docile little farmer's daughter got a little handy with father's farming hoe...

ho ho ho.

the ode. the fat.

three weeks off the diet, with little exercise and here i am two kilos heavier. its time, once again, to resume the battle of the bulge. the past three weeks have been fun - i have revisited the sins of the past and introduced to my body, the following monstrocities:

1) chicken chop at thomson plaza
2) baked rice (which tasted great, no worries!)
3) Marche rosti and crepe
4) ribs at cafe cartel
5) thai buffet at bugis
6) sizzler's salad bar (of which i didnt consume much of the actual SALAD)
7) nasi lemak
8) ajisen noodles
9) topless five at swensens
10) seoul garden buffet!
11) birthday dinner
12) taco pachi, twister fries (JE)
13) mango ice
14) whopper meal at BK
15) old chang kee
16) KFC

holy crap. no wonder my system is all screwed up. =( major detoxing begins on monday, so there. im working with a 1100 calorie dieet this time round. see how that goes =)

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Brownies

mental note: do not buy the american brownie, for it has walnuts inside. in case of error, always eat american brownie first, so that aftertaste is minimal. it is of utmost importance that when selecting brownies, choose the one labelled "double chocolate chip brownie". because that is simply orgasmic. :P..

the big surpise

there is nothing i can say that will do saturday night's party justice. words arent sufficient to describe the way i feel. either that or i really need to expand my vocabulary =( whichever the case, i just wanna say an ENORRRRRRRRMOUS thank you to all involved!! =) really made my day! hehe. i love you guys (and the actual guy) to bits!!!

Succumbing to Materialism

Yup. I've got a shopping list out after the longest time. Now all i need is to wait for my january pay to come in (or a trip to the atm, alternatively), and a day for all hell to break loose so i can go shopping ;) Here goes nothing!

1) watch -> im thinking one of those silver ones
2) leotard -> waiting for princess to finalize the design!
3) that maroon knitted cheongsam thingy at wisma atria (should the price be alright)
4) those lacy babies, yummy ;)
5) slip ons
6) socks (in taiwan)
7) launderie. oh yeah.

heh. $.$

Post-SATs


ah yes. i finally completed this morning's unfinished business. =) now im all sleepy and satisfied heh.

tis the night before the last

yup. and here i am, blogging away, while my desperate conscience gnaws desperately away at my not-so-studious heart. hmm. my verbal scores have, gone up, on the average to about 760 points. BUT unfortunately, the math scores have begun to bear a haunting resemblance to the dismal results of SAT II. overall score? 1450. bah.

oh well. moving on.

dinner with coach at seoul garden was good fun, though not particularly kind on the stomach =P boy that lady can eat a cow and still look like a bird! hehe. hello! they've actually started to serve sashimi at dinner time. received an invite from the dear lady for a mass birthday dinner (boyfriends are especially welcome btw). ;)

dad mentioned something about visiting the states in april. apparently my uncle is back in new york and we can bunk at his place for a cool month! im hoping it will eventuate though im not keeping my hopes up for the old man has a rather bad track record when it comes to promising travel. :P i shall milk him for all he's worth this time, tho! *insert inane laughter*

right, better resume the painful process that is math. =( shalom.

an update, finally

2005 is certainly proving to be quite disastrous for the blog. have not posted much for the past weeks because there was hardly time at all =S. not that i mind (not at all, really) but it irks me a little to see that my blog is still dwelling in the moldy corners of the yuletide cheer when its already quickly approaching chinese new year. another evidence of my inability to keep up with the times is the persistence of the holly wreath on the front door. i should really do something about it soon. real soon.

my mom is convinced that i will fall ill very soon. i have a feeling she's right. its so ominous, the fact that i have not been ill in ages, plus the fact that ever since december i have been wayyy busy. even the sacred diet is going haywire. come to think about it, i really miss homecooked food :S

the past few weeks have really been enjoyable tho becaaaaause i had really good company :P yessiree.

well i definitely know one of my new year's resolution would be to get more sleep, which i think i sorely lack now! @@ that said, its off to bed for me. ;) cheers!

Jan 4th 2005

i'll remember it. cuz its the day that i received the greatest gift of all. :) you know wut i mean. thank you for loving me! ich liebe dich auch. :)

there seems to be an ardent lack of good blog posts lately. i blame it on the effects of the 8.5 hours of radiation i get 5 days a week. ick.

signs that you are turning into an office bum

1) you try to scan your office access card at the mrt gates
2) you try to enter your windows account using the office computer password
3) you get restless at 5:59pm
4) you bemoan Streat's passing
5) you answer your phone by saying 'hello, HR'

2005

need i say more?

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new year's eve -> very much muted compared to previous years. the entire 'minute of silence' in lieu of the countdown certainly made a mess of things. people resigned to referring to their (not very accurate) watches and cellphones for indications of the new year. my 2005 started 2 minutes earlier. go figure. so instead of a proper countdown we had random exclamations of frantic joy.

stringy sprays -> voted most likely to be banned by the ministry of environment for obvious reasons.

new year resolutions -> to make new year resolutions before next year rolls around.

new year wish -> i wish for a _o__r__n_.