Wednesday, July 31, 2002

P.O.V. - a tribute to aunt knowalot

***

i hate doing work by myself.
damn.
all the people, why don't they just shut up? I CAN"T THINK!
they are supposed to be doing work for christ's sake - i hate them... what IS so interesting about Bimbonut's flirtatious love affair?
they are going to fail - REAL BAD, while I am going to excel!
I have memorized ALL there is to memorize.
I know my calculus from back to back, I know all the molecular masses.
Yet i strain to listen.

i comment.
they pause.

they continue. i couldn't care less. could i?
how could they leave me out?

i'm going there.
now let's see...

oh this is such fun!
everyone's laughing

i absolutely BELONG.

***

Binky and the Brain you say, what's up with that?
Oh yeah.... and why didn't she RETALIATE???????????

*silence*

wuahahhaahahhahahah
laughing's SUCH a good cure for mumps.

oh god. please no.

i take back my words.

too late.

DARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***

ok i can't write. there's too much FORCE in me. where's my light-saber, anyone?

Monday, July 29, 2002

have you ever spent 30 minutes on a bus, listening to a particular guy in blue, suffering from an incurable bout of verbal diarhhea spew out the entire contents of his miserable pea-sized grey matter? frequently punctuated, at EVERY alternate interval, by the very pugnacious word, 'fuck'?

its pure hell i tell you. however, it is also very amusing, for after 30 minutes of continual verbal incontinence, he had mentioned nearly nothing of importance, but, to his credit, about 25 million 'fucks'. That guy would seriously stand a chance in getting his name plastered in one of the obscure pages of the Guiness Book of Records for the must number of 'fucks' in a sentence.

I notice that this entry is getting quite... jarring, in terms of content. and so sadly i would have to leave mr. blue to his incredible vocabulary talent and get a move on.

i really wish that i have the ability to weave beautiful tapestries of words.

i really do.

if only i could write better ...

my sentiments aside, i do notice that the blogs that i found to be good... ARE NOT GETTING UPDATED!!!!!! argh!

Sunday, July 28, 2002

after all that blogging, i must say that the most visually stimulating element in my blog is the naked chicken with fake tan-lines. which is disappointing really, considering that a blog (MY blog!) with all my caustic renderings are unable to beat the attractiveness (or the lack of it)) of a masquerading chicken.

how devastating.

my parents are invited for a 2 week stay in NYC. and needless to say, i am not invited.

THE UNFAIRNESS! the inequality! the biasness!! the outrage!!!!!!

the fact that i have school.

*cries*

argh. i cannot end the a blogging day with a stupid 4-lined, half-hearted, moronic discussion about the AMD!

so i am supposed to write about the AMD.

you kno, i think its a conspiracy, cooked up by the high-ranking government officials of Singapore. and why? cuz with more people signing up for the AMD, along with the blooming oncology industry, the national health sector can look forward to the cutting down of costs in the ICU - a very jolly prospect.

- msg terminated. blogger braindead -

OPTION 1: apply for a good university overseas. get there. study zoology.
OPTION 2: apply for the local university. get there. study psychology. (cuz there's nothing else)

so much for being at the cross-roads of life. how about a y-junction instead? a wishbone? huh huh?

damn i hate restricting factors.



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Saturday, July 27, 2002

Today i shall talk about the beloved Benjamin Franklin.

Now, for some dry background information about dear Ben. He is member of the American Constitution, the creator of the 2nd best selling publication in the USA (first was the Bible) for 25 years, which made him one rich boy at the age of 42. Better yet, he was the one who discovered electricity.

So it would appear that Ben is not unlike other pious and stuffed up politicians and constitution members, with the dogged persistence of Einstein, and the poetic madness of Shakespeare. RIght??

Wrong. And very much so.

Benjamin Franklin would have to be the most interesting man ever in existence in the American Constitution. For one thing, despite all the reverence he enjoys right now, Benjamin's presence in the Constitution was actually negligable. At 81, he was the oldest member of the Constitution, where the majority of the members were only in their late 20s and 30s. Which, in this case very much makes him an old nag... his infrequent proposals, such as that of the President of the United States to be denied of a salary, and that the constitutional meetings were to start with a round of prayers, were all enthusiastically rejected.

Ah yes, and (this part i like) boy did mr. franklin have a way with words! Some of the more quotable quotes made by the dear man went like this, "The greatest moarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse." How very thoughtful. And this one is the ultimate -> "He that lives upon hope, dies farting." WHAT???? bahahahahah. Ah i forget myself sometimes. Uh hum, just one more quote, "Relation without friendship, friendship without power, power without will... are not worth a farto." Very discerning, i am sure.

And did you know that the bum is the most neglected and most made-fun of part of the human anatomy, second only to the armpit??

But i digress. Today's topic is about Ben and to Ben we will stick to. For one thing, he has got to be the Constitutional Member with the most dynamic libido ever!! For he himself sheepishly admitted that he has an unwavering inclination to engage in "foolish Intrigues with low Women". Not that i agree much with that reference of women, but anyways. Many a time, people would call on him, only to find him with a particularly willing woman on his knee. =) He also meets up with a certain Sir Francis Dashwood, and between them came up with a revised version of the Book of Common Prayer. However, it is particularly well known that Dashwood ran mass orgies involving women masquerading as nuns. And do you really think that the vastly flamboyant Ben would march stoically every week to Dashwood's party house just to discuss the semantic nuances of the Book of Common Prayer? I should think not.

Did you kno as well that in a rush of petulance or temporary insanity, Benjamin Franklin decided to re-invent the alphabet? Well, he did an awful job, which is why the alphabet remains as it is today. Under his peculiar reforms, the alphabet would include 6 additional letters, and not to mention a whole lot of jumbled-up, totally confusing spellings. "Changes" would be, under his system, be spelt, "tseendsez" and "Chinese" as "Tsuiniiz". In his first letter with the complete adoption of his own creation, has would be pronounced as 'haze' and people as 'pee-peel', which suggests to no end Franklin's own peculiar pronunciation -> which i find particularly endearing for someone of his status.

Finally, who cannot love the spirit of a man who would go out in a lightning to fly to kite???? That aside, he DID discover electricity, and that's what really matters eh?

I hereby declare a huge HIP HIP HURRAY for Mr. Benjamin Franklin, for being the most racy, utterly eccentric American Constitutional member!!!!

HIP HIP HURRAY! =)

Thursday, July 25, 2002

i didn't know that the government is monitoring our ingestion patterns!!! now that sounds an awfully lot like Orwell's Nineteen Eighty Four. they have set down strict regulations for the canteen vendors of public schools NOT to sell anything that is fried, anything that contains more than 70% sugar. (uh ok, so i made that up... but they don't allow the selling of desserts and sweets) In short, anything that is vaguely sumptuous to the students in schools.

I know that they have in mind establishing healthy lifestyles, BUT (and that is one big BUT.. no puns intended thank you very much) look at the rest of the food that the poor deprived canteen vendors are serving us now! With no avenue to express their fantastic creativity for the manufacturing of fat-free food (fat for free, that is), they are now faced with an irresistable urge to just grab hold of that bottle of oil and dump the entire content into the pot. And of course, the urge being irresistable, lucky us, we get oil-drenched vegetables and suffocated noodles. very appetizing i assure you.

and so anyways, the canteen vendors get driven to a point of dementia where the most basic Asian instinct comes in. SAVE WHATEVER YOU CAN! WANT NOT WASTE NOT! =) people in my school have actually seen a cackling old woman enthusiastically taking out the weeners from the hotdog buns and delicately wiping the mayo off it. And what does she do next, you wonder. SHE PLACES IT IN A HUGE PLASTIC BAG!!!!!!!!!! how bizarre is that?

i'll bet any of you good money that she REUSES those pathetic weeners for some unsuspecting soul the next day!

please do not come to our school canteen if you treasure your life. its good advice i tell you.

and you'd better listen.

Tuesday, July 23, 2002

going to change the template. this one sucks. !!! and my counter! its gone!

swarmed. that we were.

students from the local university were having a flag day today, for some student welfare fund. the funding MUST have been pretty short, bc i almost couldn't alight from the car this morning, thanks to a young lady clad in BRIGHT yellow standing condescendingly outside the car door. wait, she did not stand outside the car door, she run TOWARDS the car, with her arms outstretched, grasping the all-too-familiar characterless metal tin.

what a way to start the day.

what a way to do flag-raising.

i know that most of the school population is quite well-endowed with hefty amounts of green stuff, but does it therefore give the uni people the right to stand menacingly around the school gate, attacking the hapless half-awake students? i should think not.

and just for the records, i did not donate. don't dismiss me as weasely little miser, because i am not. i didn't have change with me anyways, so unless one expects me to donate my entire allowance for the week to the NUS student fund, (and how amazingly ironic! why are students getting other students to pay for THEIR student fund??) and get assaulted in the morning by some cold stare of someone who was obviously thinking, "oh you measely crap you, i ran all the way to obstruct your way, why don't you pay up?", i couldn't have donated anyway.

but i digress. when we (students in my school) had to sell flags, we went out to the public, in the middle of the CBD and literally BEGGED for money. THAT is the proper way of doing things, going to a school to collect money is kinda like taking a shortcut in a marathon. no doubt you get to the end point (and much faster, i must add), but it just doesn't say much of the integrity involved. and if uni students are going adopt such means to achieve their goals, then wouldn't all those years of education be an utter flop?

that aside, doesn't it just seems a tad bit lazy of the uni people to harass students going to and leaving school. and why do i say that? because the uni students always, and mark my words, ALWAYS, go after the little 13 year olds, who are so embarassed upon being stopped by a huge strapping guy/girl, that they pay up. kinda like paying protection money if you ask me. but you didn't. so let's move on.

so anyways, this guy thrust his tin can out at this little girl and she got such a shock that she literally stood there, stunned. and what did the nice, kind gentleman do?? he pointed her out to his fellow evil banana (they are in yellow, see??) and laughed AT her with an incredulous look on his face. and still they want people to donate to them. where's the right attitude? the annoying ass.

and what was even more shocking was that... THOSE PEOPLE CAME INTO OUR SCHOOL DURING RECESS TO ASK FOR DONATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hello? what is the school doing??? i'm seriously wondering if the school is receiving some 10% commission for every sum of money collected. for goodness sake, the students are so mentally drained after 3 hours of non-stop lessons that they just want to sit around, relax and eat for all 40 minutes of their pathetic break. but NOOOOO the evil bananas wouldn't let them. i could see alot of people practically choking on their food as a tin can jabbed right beneath their noses.

oh and the bananas decided that terrorizing schoolgirls weren't enough, and decided to plant themselves right at the stairway. hoo boy was that effective in getting money. and why wouldn't it? people just want to go for recess and between going for recess late and donating money for a green light to go, which one would they choose? of course the latter.

i am so surprised that they did not decide to seal off the washrooms and demand a donation for each usage.

for all you flag-day enthusiasts out there, i am not saying that it is in any way wrong to go around getting donations and giving out little stickies BUT... PLEASE steer clear of schools will you? its an institution for education for christ's sake.

do your solicitating elsewhere.

Monday, July 22, 2002

argh. Julius Caesar essay to be handed in on Wednesday. The poor man has been dead for yonks now and still he is haunting people. tsktsk.

JAY'S NEW ALBUM IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, July 21, 2002

yes, my blog is quite an eyesore now.

concert's over *sigh* why aren't i feeling jubilant and elated? =/ what happened to the debriefing? it just doesn't seem like the right end to 6 years of orchestra membership. on the other hand, the concert was a SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! wonderful stuff. =)

Here's Voltaire's famous maxim: "Sir, I may not agree with what you say, but i shall defend to the death your right to be a complete asshole." Hands up all you regular Voltaires! =D

Friday, July 19, 2002

OH NO! looks like i got it changed afterall.... AHHH its all messed up!!!!! =O my archives have vanished. HELP! somebody HELP!

uh sorry abt the background.. couldn't manage to get it changed. darn. gotta go tinker with the html again sometime =S

oh gosh. i just remembered, this is going to be the last week for fun and laughter peace and joy cuz im going to have to start studying for the preliminaries from monday. yeah i'm a nerdy prick, so what? =)

Thursday, July 18, 2002

2 more days to orchestra concert -> last day as orchestra member. *cries*

and i tell you, I REPAIRED THE BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okok so maybe i didn't. but what's the biggie? keep thinking that i did. hehee

ahh the blogger is working again goodie goodie hehe =)

=O

are you ok, *grr*? haven't heard from you in ages! okok 2 days hehe. what's up? everything fine? *worried*

*meow*

bahah gosh these codenames are retarded!! hehehe not to mention very uhhh mmmm hehehhehehehe. btw *worried* is NOT a code name! ;)

*peeved*

why does EVERYONE laugh when i tell them that i want to take zoology? is it that funny a course of study?

and no, please do NOT come to me when you want to rear a dog or cat or toad. i mean seriously, is that all everyone's knowledge of zoology - that people who study zoology are 1) crazy over animals 2) have 'working in the SINGAPORE zoo' as their top career choice? it just really annoys me when people portray themselves to be such narrow-minded ignoramuses.

anyways, i was practically dribbling and drooling my way through the Department of Zoology websites of University of Melbourne, Melbourne, australia and University of Otago, new zealand. The one at the University of Aberdeen is also mighty good, BUT BUT i don't think its internationally recognized, PLUS its ultra expensive... 21000 a year plus extras? no thanx. i find it strange that none of the UCs, which are supposedly very prestigious in animal science, have nothing by the name of Bachelor of Science - Zoology, having instead obscure courses like Yiddish and Ukrainian hehe =) Oops don't get me wrong, i am in no way against the learning of Yiddish and Ukrainian, its just weird =) i guess the education systems (and courses) different vastly from country to country to suit each country's particular needs huh?

Check this out too -> Department of Conservation, NZ absolutely THE coolest government department hehe... so far! =) wuahahah *sloshes around in dribble* oh man i am so high on zoology hehehe ok better quit being so overly enthusiastic... and take a look at the course fees! 0_0 hoo boy.

Monday, July 15, 2002

i am amused by a blog by a nuclear physicist. yes i am not kidding... a nuclear physicist. OR he could be some poser, but really, i don't care. its worth a look... go on =) Slim Thoughts And if nothing else goes, go check out his blog, for its always nice to get into the brains of someone who has the ability to blow up the entire world with a flip of a switch. i'm sure that is reason enough! =)

got the role of a 'vixen' (as referred to by a priest.. A PRIEST!) by the name of Nora in "Angela's Ashes" Nah i am not acting in the movie, just a tiny literature class play or something like that. Grr. "YOU WRETCHED LITTLE CUR!!!" Wuahahhah now that's FUN ;)

going round and round cuz i messed up the ticketing orders. darn it. 2 tickets off for the nite and 2 more for the afternoon. OH WAit. its the other way round. ... WHAT? but i returned the tickets!!!! ..... NO MORE TICKETS?????????????? OH DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah you get the gist of it. hoo boy.

I WANNA WATCH THE GYM VIDEO KAIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @_@ heard that the commonwealth games is coming up soon argh! i demand more media coverage for gymnastics!!!

Sunday, July 14, 2002

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM UNDER SIEGE BY THE KILLER PASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how's that for the opening line of my sci-fiction essay? do i sense some head shaking and tsktsking?

well, ITS THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!! *grr*

let me introduce to you the amazing myriad of edibles that i have ingested (and you are not supposed to think of egestion) over the past 12 hours.

MORNING -> italian sausage and garlic (so they say, i cannot find the garlic) spagetti for breakie ... due to some strange cooking fetish by mom

LUNCH -> lunch at SPAGEDDIES. and what did i eat? spagetti. ok TWO kinds of spagetti (some combo thing and aglio e olio wuahah catchy name innit? hehe) plus a bit of lasagne andnd some italian salad. yeah i didn't eat a horse. not even close. its just that mom decided (with the avid support of her friend) to order different dishes of everything so we could ... have more variety. anyways.

DINNER -> (and are you starting to see a pattern?) italian sausage and garlic (once again the search for the missing garlic was on, but with no avail) spagetti ... uhhh yeah... we had alot of PREGO sauce leftover.

SUPPER -> wasn't planned, i tell you, neighbor just popped in. Pepperoni Pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you sense that i am about to just puke my guts out rite now?? if you do, good for you! you'll make a good psychic. if not do get a new brain. ;)

ARGHHHHHHHHHH all i need right now is to SEE... just SEE another piece of ITALIAN FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, July 13, 2002

homework for the weekend:

- English Literature : Show how either of the themes are explored in the story "Goalie" *Growing Up *Parent-child Relationship
- a gazillion pieces of math homework
- online gender aptitude test
- english essay
* What if martians attacked Earth?
* Artificial Intelligence
* Time Travel
* Babies can be genetically engineered
- Social Studies - Chapter 5 source based qns
- Biotechnology worksheets

hoo boy. i have only managed to complete the Chemistry Discussion Worksheets so far....

why am i always in this filthy mood?

crap. starting to really drift apart frorm some people in the sense that i feel as tho i can no longer tolerate them. i don't know what's wrong, because i do not think that they've changed. however, conversations with them always result in me having short fuse and hence getting irritated and/or annoyed. i think that they are sensing my defensiveness too. oh man i dunno. could it be that I"VE changed? hmmm. i seem to be more negative lately, but i'm putting it down to the stress of the upcoming concert and the increasing workload.

and i have this nagging feeling that i probably shouldn't be having - that alot of people are taking me for granted. god i REALLY feel appreciated right now.

7 days to concert, and i feel like crawling under my bed.

argh meine deutsche ist sehr nicht gut! es ist sehr schrecklich!!!! blode affe.

anyways, I"VE GOT MORE BRYSON BOOKS!!! huzzah huzzah. 2 more to go before i am officially a bryson expert!!! =) oh dear, i think gerald is feeling left out =O oopsies.

minority report was uhhh... ok. i mean it wasn't all that bad, but it wasn't all that flash either. i guess that's what happens when you go to a movie knowing too much about it (thanx to a particular person who was overly enthusiastic) and having too high an expectation. no fault of spielberg's tho.

tom cruise has certainly erm... 'blossomed' since his last appearance in, what show was that, magnolia (or eyes wide shut... or, none of these) he is certainly getting old! hehe a friend of mine commented that his rapid aging must be due to nicole's departure ;)

i'm all for murder by numbers tho! =)

Tuesday, July 09, 2002

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two words -> we sucked.

well and truly did. it was the WORST performance the orchestra has ever put up. bleh.

while we were up there messing up the entire program, save the solo by the vice president, Yong He Orchestra put up a great performance =)

have not ate since 11am this morning... am starving. and why? because some blockhead mistook the date of the catering for July 10tht.

AND we got grouped up with some stinky TCHS people. totally immature. -> they kept on trying to push this guy into our ecopond. ha-ha very funny. the guys from taiwan were much better, behavior-wise, altho they are a year younger. those TCHS people SERIOUSLY need some social skill crash course.

ARGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh today was a fluke. definitely.

i have a chemistry test coming up tomorrow for which i have not studied thanx to this immersion program that didn't happen for those in guzheng.

plus mom is going for an operation tomorrow.

life sucks.

Monday, July 08, 2002


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Sunday, July 07, 2002

ah yes. i forgot. youth day was a total FLUKE.

the fact of the matter is that some person with an amazingly strange concept of time decided to arrange for the inter-class games (which i personally think is a horrific misnomer. it should be named the inter-class war instead.) to go on while the funfair was going on. alrite, i must give some due credit that PERHAPS the funfair WAS fun, but i never got to see beyond 3 booths.

yes kaier i totally concur with you on the fact that the match should have been left as a tie. end of story. i totally do NOT understand WHY in the world would you want to get so competitive? its just a bloody game for christ's sake. half the people didn't even feel like playing -> well me included.

i'm so not surprised that it ended up in that nasty way. yeah, you like it better now that we've played??????? you've got your wish!

anyways, i didn't get to eat at all until 4:30pm... and i didn't have breakfast either in the morning. boy that really put me in a great mood for the rest of the day. orchestra rehearsal ended at a bombastic 6:30pm.

some taiwanese orchestra will be coming for a visit on tuesday... and our principal made SUCH a big deal out of it that i am certain that i will flunk my chemistry test on wednesday.

Saturday, July 06, 2002

oh and i can check 65 check boxes (with some repetitive strokes) in 20 seconds wuahahha

at this time of typing, i have been living for:

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went tramping in the reservoir forest today and it was a breathe of fresh air (literally!) *phew* they added wooden trails along the banks and my goodness did it make it easier to walk! now i don't have to worry about falling into the water =)

saw some kids planting trees at the start of the trail... ummm but it looked more like they were chopping and slashing away at every possible plant in their way. plus, the seedlings that they brought looked faintly yellow and VERY sickly... hoo boy.

heyyyyy... venice test went alrite -> i hope. did alot of regurgitating, which was quite good wuahahah.

anyways, tried out the 'new' Pepsi twist today. uh... i DON"T think much of it... it reminded me vaguely of Jolly Shandy (i wonder if they still sell those!). However, the 'twist' of lemon tastes rather like a sprain. You have been warned.

Wednesday, July 03, 2002

test on the Fall of Venice tomorrow. yay. i am so ecstatic that i can hardly contain myself (and i can't).

believe me, Venice did not fall, it merely decided to mutate into a submarine city.

canteen food sucks.

yeah i know its an international opinion that the canteen food sucks. and why? because i am having a major stomach upset rite now. ok not RITE NOW RITE NOW (eew) but you get the picture. let's just say that the way i'm visiting the bathroom, i should probably be getting bathroomer-miles. furthermore, i am utterly convinced that this torrid situation that i am in has everything to do with that repulsive bowl of noodles i ate in school this afternoon. ugh.

there really is something seriously wrong with the school canteen's sanitary level. its no wonder that Singapore is yet to be named as a developed country. (yeah its a fact!) you wouldn't even WANT to hear about what mysterious, ET playthings i had found in the food. I've had curious looking SHELLS in my rice, looking plaintively up at me. i half expected it to wave. and here's the catch, when i told the vendor about it, she gave me an absolutely sickening smile, with the lousy (and irreplicably nonsensical) answer of, 'oh its extra calcium.' RIGHT my dear. If i wanted THAT form of calcium, i am perfectly capable of making a trip to the beach myself. thank you very much for your kind concern. and YES i got a bit of my tooth chipped off thanx to some relative of the meteorite residing snugly in my food. god, i am losing parts of my anatomy due to canteen food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

moving on, this youth day thing on friday is turning out to be really really messed up. i can't really say how messed up it is, cuz that would probably put me into the top 20 criminal list of all time.

To quote Ms. Townsend, it is going to be a 'seriously funny day'. I just know it.

and i'll leave to you to marinate in that idea.

have fun. =)